The Horne Gazette.

Many things have been happening in the household of the Hornes lately. We took the Farr kids and met Sister Bishop at Cracker Barrel and dropped the Katie's off with her to go with her to Tennessee Convention. After Sister Bishop had taken the girls, we went to Bass Pro Shops. A trout almost took Joe's finger off after he dangled it in the trout pool, mimicking a worm. Then an employee saw me and said that we didn't need to be trying to catch the fish. What a grouch. He said that they have their natural habitat and pretty much if I stuck my finger in the water, it would disturb their habitat. Whatever. We went on to the shooting gallery and Joe got the score of 770, which beat everyone else. He made sure that this feat did not go unnoticed. They went to the gun section where we were able to hold and get the balance of a couple of pistols that we picked out. Then we left. That's all for now. I'll write after convention and let you know who our new pastor is.