The Horne Gazette

A lot has been going on with the Hornes the past couple of weeks. Last Sunday, they went to the Goodwater church to fill in for the pastor and his wife. Sam was quick to bloody the nose of one of the kids there. They were there Sunday morning and Sunday night. Brother Brandon and Sister Kimmi Keel had been staying with the Hornes for a couple of nights. Most of you know that the Hornes live next to a golf course with a big chain link fence separating the Horne's land from the golf course. Brother Brandon had his car parked outside and a golf ball came flying from the golf course and cracked his windshield. Katie and Mom and Brother Brandon and Sister Kimmi went to the youth lock-in and came back home early the next morning. While they were in their lazy state of slumber, Dad and Joe and Sam went to 12 garage sales. The reporter is sorry to say that the other day, the Hornes spent hours at thrift stores where they were horribly imprisoned until Mom and Dad decided it was time to leave. And then it was off to another thrift store. They finally got home that night and to top it all off, the reporter had to gather the trash from the House. Joe's school for today was not quite as enslaving and unspeakably impossible as usual, and he had some free time. Dad and Katie left to go to the hospital to visit a church member and Mom and Sam and Joe stayed behind. They had Frito Pie for dinner. Sam stabbed his brother in the face with a pen and the tiny wound brought forth much blood and unfortunately some on the carpet. Sam otherwise known as "the little favorite" has commited numerous crimes although many go unpunished. The End.