Thursday, April 11, 2013

THE HORNE GAZETTE

The Hornes have had a lot going on the past couple of weeks. The reporter is sorry to say that he is not done with school and Monday through Friday is horribly enslaved working and studying for hours a day. There has also been much excitement lately including the event of Sam bringing a baby cottonmouth snake into the house in his hat. The boy's guns were taken away after a tiny hole was discovered in a brand new window. The reporter was much relieved that the guns were taken away instead of dropping $300 to replace the window. There were strong winds today in Alabama and the power went out for a while. The Hornes did survive although there were tornado watches in many parts of Alabama. Mom spends much time helping her kids with school and is continually doing laundry. There have been numerous crimes although some go unpunished. Joe Horne was trying to justify spilling soda on his sister's shirt and was sentenced to a whipping. He is sorry to say that he was not pardoned. THE END
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9 comments:

  1. Tammy WashburnApril 12, 2013 at 6:44 AM

    Great! Is Katie upset that you didn't have to wait till you were 12 to get a blog?

    Tell your Dad that the window company may replace the new window glass for free, ours does. That may get you off the hook.

    Sorry about you not being pardoned. The whole baby cotton-mouth in the house would constitute a whipping to me. Did Sam get one? :-)

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  2. Caleb & KatieApril 12, 2013 at 7:12 AM

    He did not get spanked because of spilling a SONIC Ocean Water on my white shirt, it was because he had an attitude in trying to justify that he had done so. Just to clear things up... :-{)

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  3. Caleb & KatieApril 12, 2013 at 7:13 AM

    By the way, that smiley face has a mustache, if anyone is wondering.

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  4. UnknownApril 12, 2013 at 7:18 AM

    No, Sam did not get spanked for bringing the snake in the house but him and Dad had a long talk.

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  5. Tammy WashburnApril 12, 2013 at 10:14 AM

    hahahahaha! Okay, I'm not sorry you didn't get pardoned. ;-)

    Just so long as Sam doesn't bring the snake to church.

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  6. Linda GalavizApril 12, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    Loved it Joe! I am looking forward to reading more adventures of the Horne family. Love ya

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  7. Vicki SmithApril 12, 2013 at 9:23 PM

    I LOVE this paper! I want to subscribe! :-)

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  8. JameyApril 13, 2013 at 11:29 AM

    The paper is GREAT!!!
    You are so funny Joe.
    Keep the stories coming.

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  9. UnknownApril 14, 2013 at 3:06 PM

    Thanks. Sarcasm is key for this paper.

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